Who's got marshmallows?

I slept, and then I woke up. I had a shitty day at work and figured it was time to troll roast. I never did say how long I was going to give the dipshit. That. and if the stupid git spent all that time looking through my posts and copying them, the troll would have an idea of how I enjoyed playing with my food. Then again it has been awhile since I broke out my claws.

I don’t have time on my hands this weekend to gather all the “evidence” to close down this troll’s WordPress account, but that doesn’t stop me from having a little fun. Anyone can help me collect information play (in the comments of this post of course!).

First of all, let us have a link. We cannot retaliate and have fun without a link, right?

*drumroll*

Link

Now, I think incentives are always nice.

Whoever finds all of my posts on the git’s site and their corresponding posts on mine, I’ll mail a package of homemade biscuits.

Whoever writes the best comment on the git’s site, I’ll also mail a package of homemade biscuits.

And finally, whoever gets the word spread successfully enough to find the owner(s) of the other plagiarised posts, gets a package of homemade biscuits.  Of course unless all of my posts are found first, you won’t have an idea of which ones they could possibly be. Then again, that couldn’t stop everyone from stopping by and taking a look for themselves.

Can you tell that I am in a giving mood? No, really, I am. I am trying to bestow upon this oaf the gift of free traffic with all the trimmings.

Yeah, I know, I am a sweetheart. Better stay away before I give you a cavity.

I wonder if I am the only person in thinking that the blogging community needs a “link-back” awareness campaign, especially in the wake of the MySpace and Facebook age. Us “seasoned” bloggers have wisdom that we could impart to these blogging hatchlings.

Then again, too bad we can’t expel them from the blogging world just like a student would be from school for performing the same act.

In closing, I ship internationally.