OMG. i would have had a heart attack and ran outa there screaming.
Oh, I ran away screaming alright. I’m still trying to breathe.
*squeaaaaaal*
*tries to catch breath*
*high pitched scream*
*glasses shatter in the distance*
*creepiest spider ever explodes from the sound*
Damn Colin, where the Hell were you and those lungs in my time of need?
Sorry, I didn’t know. I didn’t see my signal light the sky so I had no idea I was needed somewhere.
It isn’t my fault your eyes were swollen shut from the massive hangover due to partying all weekend and unknown incidences. Be more bloody responsible next time or someone else is going to be wearing the tights and chasing the lights. 
Well I refuse to wear tights anyway, they do nothing for my figure. And that thing about the incident with my eyes is a total lie. Don’t believe everything you read or in my case see in videos online. It was faked! I swear!
Colin, I’d believe you if I didn’t see it with my own two eyes. Be careful, I have cameras everywhere.
And I don’t know what you’re saying, tights are h0t!
It’s lies I tell ya! It’s all lies!! They’re trying to frame me! I did not have sexual relations with that man!
And you aren’t currently wearing light blue jeans, a navy blue sweater, and black/white/green trainers, sipping a coke, and working on a hot roast beef sandwich?
OMG! How did you know? I’m wearing a lot less but I’m indeed eating a sandwich. Well more like cereal actually. Also, who dresses like that? I have a far better taste in style than that! Oh yeah, and I don’t drink coke nor wear trainers… Wow, that was actually the worse guess ever!
You suck at this!
*twiddles fake mustache*
Mua ha ha haaaaaa! You fell into my trap. Now I know enough about you to put my evil plan into action.
Pffft so gullible.
And I fall for it every. Single. Time.
Now you’ve also gotten me hungry for roast beef.
Colin you only fell for it because I am such an evil genius.
If you get a roast beef sandwich can you grab me one with a bag of salt/vinegar crisps and a nice natural lime flavoured mineral water?
Thank you in advance.
I have the salt/vinegar crisps right now so, um, here, but LIME flavoured water? Ew, dude! Lime is only good for alcoholic drinks! I don’t see myself leaving the house today but if I do I’ll get you some.
Well hell, bung us some crisps already! The water just has a slight squeeze of lime juice. I prefer it over lemon.
I don’t want to leave my flat at all, for at least a week, but I’ve got to get out and work eventually. A girl has got to make a living somehow…
I don’t want to leave the flat either. Nor do any coursework but I have to hand in my dissertation this week. Uni sucks when your course is as crap as mine…
I am so done with Uni, at least for now. I know myself well enough to at least say my feelings aren’t concrete.
Dissertation? On? And how last minute are you waiting before you go through the steps to actually finalise it? T-10 hrs? =P
I have way too little time to finish it. I have to hand it by Wednesday evening and there’s a lot left to do. I’m doing this website using Joomla and I have to write a report for it too… Ugh…
Ugh indeed. I don’t envy you a bit. I’ve alot of writing to do on my end, but I get to determine when it is finished which is a welcome change to years of uni deadlines and stipulations.
BTW, why aren’t you on Twitter, and if you are, under what name?
I didn’t have an account until a minute ago but I just made one. I can always use another thing to distract me from studying… my username is colinbrooks…
Added.
I actually use twitter more than IM/blogging these days. I am quite the slacker.
Cool now I need to find out how to do things with that. I’m sure it’s eas but I’m more used to Pownce.