Wow!!! That is crazy! What the hell was in that thing?

It was some sort of Clorox-based bathroom cleaner/disinfectant. I think that the formula for it might have been screwed up in the factory, but of course I’ll never be able to prove it.

I think it’d be a good idea to throw this away and get a new and different one for next time you clean your bathrooms. Something that won’t cause someone’s nose hair to evaporate when inhaled…

I’m going to have to. Making one’s nose hairs evaporate might be the solution to those with an aversion to nose-hair trimmers. It might be a new way for them to market their product. Regardless, my lungs are still recovering: I hope it didn’t cause any permanent damage.