Ask Orange Haired Boy

november 13, 2005 | Blog Whore

Since he seems to have time to answer my comments in other posts, I decided to make him my site bitch (or is it asshole). You get to ask him anything...and I mean ANYTHING in the comments, and he will reply.

The best part is he doesn't even know about it.

Now he does, as I knew he would. Please note that this has been categorised accordingly.

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Biologisvensk | 02:37 EM
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WTG OHB !!! *plonk*

comment by madbull at 04:30 EM on 11.13.05[ link ]

Ummmm... WHere do babies come from?

comment by mojotek at 05:59 EM on 11.13.05[ link ]

mojotek: see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_reproduction#Reproduction_in_mammals

bio: bitch :)

comment by orange haired boy at 07:26 EM on 11.13.05[ link ]

OHB, you know you luv me. :-P

comment by Biologisvensk at 07:31 EM on 11.13.05[ link ]

I would like to know why is north....north ;-)

comment by Meli at 08:26 EM on 11.13.05[ link ]

@ OHB::

could you tell my why the unicorns lost the first mammal sexual revolution after the colonisation of india ???

comment by madbull at 09:49 FM on 11.14.05[ link ]

Meli, the word north is traced to the Old High German nord, and the Proto-Indo-European unit ner-, meaning "left" (or "under"). (Presumably a natural primitive description of its concept is "to the left of the rising sun".)

madbull, because the unicorns were a sub-standard species. deal with it.

comment by orange haired boy at 10:36 FM on 11.14.05[ link ]

My first question is, why won't this page work in IE? It loaded fine, but I couldn't get a cursor to appear in any of the boxes to input anything? I had to fire up Firefox.

Second, actual, question, is Google Analytics going to blow away all other web stat programs?

comment by Don at 10:50 FM on 11.14.05[ link ]

Are you a natural orange head?

comment by Miladysa at 11:20 FM on 11.14.05[ link ]

Don, re: IE: I believe you're experiencing an ID-10t error. You might want to look into that. re: Analytics: oh yah.

Miladysa: yes

comment by orange haired boy at 03:17 EM on 11.14.05[ link ]

Ummm, just out of curiosity, how did I get to be the asshole? :)

comment by Bonanza Jellybean at 05:19 EM on 11.14.05[ link ]

*slips into the comments for a moment*

Bonanza, the comments of that post where the male version of a bitch is defined as being an asshole...or have you forgotten already? =P

*slips back out*

comment by Biologisvensk at 07:21 EM on 11.14.05[ link ]

Can you explain Ohm's Law and how it, combind with the gravitational pull of the moon on my balls, effects the spread of the Asian Bird Flu

comment by denotsko at 10:56 EM on 11.14.05[ link ]

Could you please explain the story behind and the function of the Banned Bank?

comment by Deb at 02:15 FM on 11.15.05[ link ]

I did forget! I'm still getting used to the whole asshole = male bitch thing... I wish we could have come up with a better word for them, but oh well. :)

comment by Bonanza Jellybean at 04:23 FM on 11.15.05[ link ]

denotsko, Ohm's Law states that the potential difference or Voltage drop between the ends of a conductor and the current I flowing through the conductor are proportional at a given temperature. The gravitation pull of the moon on your balls can be measured, and demonstrated mathematically that it also effects the balls of Bird Flu infected chicken. When an electrical charge is allied to Chicken, the effect of Ohm's law causes them to go explode and spread more bird flu.

Deb, you didn't specify which banned bank you wanted to know about. So, I'll tell you about the Piggy Banned Banks which some banks no longer give away because they're scared they will offend Muslims.

comment by orange haired boy at 05:13 FM on 11.15.05[ link ]

*glances at Bio's sidebar*

Oh...THAT Banned Bank...why didn't you say so?

You'll have to wait to find out what that is. Bio will post about that later. But, you're going to kick yourself for not coming up with it yourself. :)

comment by orange haired boy at 05:17 FM on 11.15.05[ link ]

Tell me why people who hate Bio are coming here?
Tell if they can kick themselves regardless?

comment by rachel at 01:24 EM on 11.15.05[ link ]

I've been filled it. Bank rocks. Last laugh over here...

comment by rachel at 01:26 EM on 11.15.05[ link ]

(Obscure movie quote) Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?

comment by Rob at 03:34 EM on 11.15.05[ link ]

Not right now.

comment by orange haired boy at 07:06 FM on 11.16.05[ link ]

OHB, to which part of the chicken should the voltage be applied, and once applied, will I get better results with AC or DC?

comment by denotsko at 08:17 FM on 11.16.05[ link ]

It all depends what results you're expecting?

comment by orange haired boy at 02:56 EM on 11.16.05[ link ]

Real Genius says "no"

comment by rachel at 10:13 EM on 11.16.05[ link ]
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